February 2012
3 tags
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
2 tags
6 tags
January 2012
lawls
sometimes i lurk your facebook to see what you’re up to and as I type in your name I already regret it cause I know it makes me sad and miss you but then I see your pictures and how you keep getting uglier and uglier HA and I realize I had you when you were in your prime which wasnt even that attractive and youre so ugly and dirty now I dont even miss you, Im so glad you’re gone :) and...
